7 Things You Didn’t Know Can Kill You

July 16, 2012 - 7:21 pm | Category: Health

7 Things You Didn’t Know Can Kill You

Molasses

Next time you’re home for Thanksgiving and Ma’ asks you to help with the pecan pie – don’t. She’s probably trying to kill you Boston Molasses Disaster-style. If you’re not familiar with the 1919 incident, a large molasses storage tank exploded and sent the thick, sugary goo rushing down the street where it claimed 21 victims. “Psst, James Cameron, you should turn this into a 4-hour movie about love and sacrifice,” whispered Billy Zane.

Swans

Earlier this year a leisurely kayak outing turned into deadly disaster when a swan charged Anthony Hensley’s boat and, according to witnesses, actively blocked him from swimming to shore, causing him to drown. Who knew such graceful birds could be such assholes? “Psst. James. Me again. How about a swan movie, huh?” said Billy Zane in a direct message sent via Twitter.

Masturbation

Not to discourage you or anything, but apparently when you masturbate 42 times without stopping, like the 16-year-old Brazilian boy did last year, you’ll die. Now you know. The upside: You will be mentioned on Maxim.com.

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