One-Third of Men Too Fat to See Their Penis

September 20, 2012 - 12:22 pm | Category: Health

According to a new British survey, one-third of men, aged 35 to 60, are so fat that they can’t see their own junk.

And, once you get to the 51-to-60 age-range, the number jumps to 44 percent of guys failing the “spot the penis” test.

Other than the effect that must have their swagger, obese men who are unable see their Johnsons are five times more likely to develop type 2 diabetes and three times more likely to develop colon cancer.