MONEY MATTERS: The Boob Job’s Return on Investment

September 27, 2012 - 12:59 pm | Category: Money

From an early age parents tell their kids to go to college and get a good job.

Well, in recent years, that hasn’t seemed like the best advice in the world. College grads are finishing school with tens of thousands of dollars of debt – and not finding jobs.

That’s a bad return on investment.

Instead of going to college, young women might be better off not spending that money on tuition – and instead spending it on a good boob job.

On the low end, boob jobs can go for anywhere between $5,000 and $7,000. On the high end, they can cost upwards to $15,000.

Considering the average yearly tuition of a public university these days is over $15,000 per year, spending that money on a nice rack doesn’t seem like such a bad idea does it?

Seriously. What woman couldn’t make back that kind of money?

Don’t you think it would be easier getting hired for higher paying jobs if you had a booming body?

On top of that, you can also factor in your improved odds of marrying a rich husband.

Big boobs never go out of style and – if you play your cards right – they’re the investments that keep on generating revenue.