Forget the valuables, alleged burglar takes the sex toys

July 25, 2012 - 5:12 pm | Category: Weird

A burglar in Illinois didn’t steal any cash from a home he ransacked earlier this week, but he did take all of the owner’s good vibrations – by making off with her entire collection of sex toys.

The woman had been away at a convention for the weekend and when she returned home, she noticed that a large bag filled with the adult novelties – which she uses for business, rather than pleasure, since she sells them for a living – had been stolen. She told police she needed to take inventory before making a full report about what was missing.

There were no signs of forced entry or damage to the home, and nothing else was taken.