Man With World’s Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At Airport

July 18, 2012 - 10:38 am | Category: Weird

The TSA at the San Francisco Airport stopped a man because they thought he was hiding something in his pants. Turns out that something was his Johnson.

Jonah Falcon of New York is on record as having the world’s largest penis. His unit is a whopping 13.5 inches long when erect and nine inches flaccid.

“One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes,’” said Falcon, who got a pat down in addition to a body scan and X-ray. “Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth.”

They even put powder over the area – apparently to test for explosives.

Falcon just thought the whole thing was funny. We do, too.

Oh, and in case you were wondering … Falcon does not do porn – though he’s been contacted by many adult companies.