Naked man who refused to identify himself is charged with burglary

August 8, 2012 - 2:02 pm | Category: Weird

A Pennsylvania crook who wanted to avoid being tracked by witnesses who could describe his clothing was busted after breaking into a vacant house – stark naked.

Cops responding to the scene spotted the unidentified man pacing on an upstairs balcony, bleeding and covered in mud. When pressed to surrender, he claimed that he was the owner of the property and demanded that officers leave immediately – while pointing a phone charger in their direction and threatening them with it. When the police didn’t flinch at the presence of that weapon, he threw a flower pot at one cop, but gave up when threatened with a taser.

The man refused to give his name, saying, “You’d only run it for warrants.”