Urinating man says invader beat him with flashlight

October 13, 2012 - 6:01 pm | Category: Weird

A Florida man was trying to go with the flow when an intruder intervened and smashed him over the head with a flashlight – as he attempted to relieve himself in his own backyard.

The homeowner, whose name was not released, says he arrived home from work very late and didn’t want to wake his wife, so he decided to skip his indoor facilities and do some very personal lawn watering. As he reached mid-stream, however, he noticed the stranger lurking in the yard, shining a flashlight in his direction, then rushing at him to beat him about the head and upper body.

The victim gave chase, but the intruder fled down the street, leaving him with a large red welt and a reminder that sometimes it’s wise to look out for number one!