Woman who chomped off boyfriend’s testicles back in court for breaching non-contact order after he took her BACK!

October 2, 2012 - 10:02 am | Category: World

On Valentine’s Day last year, Martin Douglas of Newcastle, England got into a drunken argument with his 45-year-old girlfriend Maria Topp. And it ended with her BITING OFF HIS TESTES. Yes, she drunkenly bit them clean off.

Martin had emergency surgery and doctors were able to reattach his scrotum with 19 stitches. Last October Maria pleaded guilty to inflicting bodily harm, and got a 12-month suspended sentence and a restraining order to stay away from Martin.

But then, in March, Martin and Maria randomly bumped into each other at a bar. They talked, and Maria followed up by texting Martin, quote, “Do you still love me?” He said he did . . . and TOOK BACK the woman who bit off his testicles.

Believe it or not, their second time around didn’t work out either. They didn’t have sex . . . we’re guessing Martin wasn’t ready to let her anywhere near that region . . . and things ended on June 28th.

And that’s when Martin got a measure of revenge. He called the cops and reported the relationship . . . meaning Maria had violated the restraining order.

She was hit with some fines, but the judge decided to still keep her on a suspended sentence and out of jail.